How to Tell if You're Obsessed with Easyworld

• 1. Despite owning you're own car, you always rent from Easycar.
• 2. No matter where you are holidaying, you always fly with Easyjet.
• 3. Despite owning a computer, you go online at Easyeverything net cafes.
• 4. You've suddenly developed a taste for quiche.
• 5. ...you understand point 4.
• 6. You know the correct pronounciation of Dav.
• 7. ...because you asked him.
• 8. You know who the following people are: Fleuriee, Pauly, Princess Relly, Shagger and Kevin.
• 9. At least one of the above has slept at your house/let you sleep at theirs.
• 10. You own "Hundredweight" on vinyl.
• 11. You own "Hundredweight" on red vinyl.
• 12. You know what felafel is.
• 13. You understand the relevance of "S Club 7", Jeffrey Archer, Micheal Jackson and Gary Glitter.
• 14. Girls: You always wear a tie.
  Boys: You always wear a eyeliner and green eyeshadow.
• 15. You own the song "Better Ways to Self-Destruct."
• 16. ...with Jo on vocals.
• 17. You own the entire Beachy Head back catalogue (even though it does consist of only 7 songs.)
• 18. You've made a pilgrimage to Eastbourne.
• 19. You always wear odd shoes.
• 20. Your denim jacket is stained with bleach.
• 21. You take photos of band members outside disreputable shops and add amusing tag lines to them before posting them on the internet. See above!